Archive for July 2005

river city ransom sequel on its way
July 11th, 2005

it’s 3D, but i’m hyped anyway (ish looks like duplo).

this dude eats nasty shit
July 8th, 2005

and blogs about it. i don’t know whether to laugh or cry (at the state of humanity).

and….another.
July 6th, 2005

this time for world of warcraft. (this one’s chinese.)

a genuinely funny game commercial
July 6th, 2005

for civilization 4. it’s like my two brothers rolled into one (what’s up doods!)

cigarrest
July 5th, 2005

damn, hadn’t actually seen this, but here’s a list of the 599 motherfucking additives approved by the US government for use in the manufacture of cigarettes. (fuck)

delicious joke
July 1st, 2005

courtesy of erlene:
a panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.

he eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

as the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, “hey! where are you going? you just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”

the panda yells back at the bartender, “hey, i’m a PANDA! look it up!”

the bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “a tree dwelling marsupial of asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white colouring. eats shoots and leaves.”