q: what did one saggy boob say to the other?
a: if you dont get some support, people are gonna start to think we’re nuts
(thanks mike)
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says “Hey, is that a steering wheel attached to your crotch?” The pirate says “Argh, it’s driving me nuts.” (thanks H-dawg)
“Storytelling is mostly about people. Games are mostly about things, so far. It is easier to create mathematical simulations about things than people.”
-Ernest Adams in a conference keynote
(thanks to idlethumbs)
but these burning man photos are kinda crazy (peep)
but i think i hate kanye like 33% less after watching this
keith olberman rips the administration a new one
Touring the Houston Astrodome where many of Katrina’s victims are being temporarily housed, the President’s mother, former First Lady Barbara Bush, made the following comment to NPR’s Marketplace: “What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this — this (she chuckles slightly) — is working very well for them.”
my “scottish” friend frankie, who works over at a little company called “bungie”, who makes a little game called “halo”, in which you must defeat an entire race of ugly mutant psycho-beasts called “the flood”, has passed on this link to a t-shirt that will not only make you chuckle with its delicious punnery, not only make you look handsome in its form-fitting glory, not only help get you a chick who can dual-wield plasma rifles, but will also, ALSO, make you feel all warm and perhaps a bit fuzzy inside cos you’ve just donated to a cause other than your own libido: fight the flood
this hurricane shit is beyond fucked, from every angle. like, corvette forum? what?
world of warcraft love is funny like sunday mornings (in a nitrous tank).