absurdity (read the About Me)
fucked up robbery: shit gets violent
motorcyclists get eyes in the back of their heads
bobby martin plays football for colonel white high school in dayton. also, he has no legs.
who have worked for self-important fuckheads
(and, of course, an accompanying bobble head on ebay)
but this really is the best thing ever
from some dude named wilson brown
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