Archive for July 2005

it’s 3D, but i’m hyped anyway (ish looks like duplo).

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IT. I’M WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS. (SERIOUSLY)

and blogs about it. i don’t know whether to laugh or cry (at the state of humanity).

is putting stuff on your cat

this time for world of warcraft. (this one’s chinese.)

for civilization 4. it’s like my two brothers rolled into one (what’s up doods!)

damn, hadn’t actually seen this, but here’s a list of the 599 motherfucking additives approved by the US government for use in the manufacture of cigarettes. (fuck)

for dat azz

courtesy of erlene:
a panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.

he eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

as the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, “hey! where are you going? you just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”

the panda yells back at the bartender, “hey, i’m a PANDA! look it up!”

the bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “a tree dwelling marsupial of asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white colouring. eats shoots and leaves.”

wtf