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i mean…who the fuck writes this marketing shit? a drunk, angry george carlin?
game graphics are getting pretty realistic
now i just need to teach this damn rodent to write videogame criticism. that way, it can sit around eating cereal and working while i do other things…like, say, sit around criticizing videogames.
i need a drink.
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK I JUST FOUND ANOTHER MOUSE IN MY GODDAMNED FUCKING RAISIN BRAN.
IN THE BOX PEOPLE! IN THE FUCKING BOX! ORGANIC FUCKING RAISIN BRAN.
where’s the respect.
caught one of these little buggers tonight. got him with a glue trap. after about nine months of mental torment, i thought catching the little dude would be a major relief, but instead it was just kinda sad. pouring oil on glue traps loosens the adhesive and sets the mouse free, which we did, but watching this bitch hobble off into the cold, rainy night was still super depressing.
he was the best-fed mouse in town. his diet included, but was not limited to: organic granola, organic pasta, various organic cereals, organic chips, organic cookies, and organic cheese. dude once polished off four entire bags of newman’s own organic popcorn in one sitting. now he’s going to be eating out of garbage cans, if he’s eating at all.
good luck, mouse-guy. you were a worthy adversary.
:: raises glass ::
(here’s a photo, for posterity’s sake: mouse)
viking transformers video
this will offend you: MLK vs. Peanuts
i’d use the word “mash-up,” but then i’d have kick my own ass: this is dope
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
get too much free shit
i’m pretty sure david hasselhoff takes fifteen hits of acid every morning after rolling out of bed. what the fuck?
(i like the last comment: “I think I’m hooked on a feeling…and it is called nausea.”)
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