i’m not usually one for pets in clothing but this dude is retarded cute
“The only reason I drink is to wash down all this Vicodin.”
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure your neighbor can see the screen.
5. Open this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: leave me alone
this one is nice: yaris
