to lust after: INVADER invades LA.
this movie looks bananas.
peep the video, bitches: siddy minnits
best line: “When he’s alone, it doesn’t bother me; he plays video games and I paint,” she said. “But when he’s with his friends and they play together, I think, ‘Why am I here?’ They make weird faces; their mouths start to hang open a little bit; their heads sort of go back and forth.” lollersville
fuck you EA, fuck you NFL, fuck you greed, fuck you monopolies, fuck you and you and you and you. (i’m gonna stop cursing on this blog soon, really.)
goddamn it i fucking hate humans. watch this only if you think you can stomach it — it’s beyond awful.
fucking fuck shit humans fuck goddamn i really need to move to outer space fuck.
i haven’t been playing world of warcraft, but if i was, i would definitely join the wowfag clan. (omfg this is hilarious)
watching men in black on cable — goddamn this movie is great. easily one of the best hollywood movies of the 90s, imho.
Zed: May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?
James Edwards: Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir.
Zed: How’d you come to that conclusion?
James Edwards: Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y’know, he’s just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin’ in the gym and bust me in my ass while I’m on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I’m realizing, y’know, he’s not snarling, he’s sneezing. Y’know, ain’t no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I’m thinking, y’know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She’s about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I’d say she’s up to something. And to be honest, I’d appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.
[pause]
James Edwards: Or do I owe her an apology?
go here and click the “Watch T-Mac in action” link. one of the most amazing finishes to a basketball game in NBA history.