thanks pops
he’s the dude who worked on pulp fiction/true romance/killing zoe, and is working on the film adaptation of silent hill
the remix (hot as hell, johnny)
This is interesting on so many levels:
“Call it payback. Mario’s been kidnapped, and it’s up to Princess Peach to return the favor and save him. Super Princess Peach for the DS is a classic side scroller, but also features novel touch pad use. Peach has four emotions: “yorokobi” (happiness), “okoru” (anger), “kanashimu” (sadness) and “tanoshimu” (fun). By using the power gauge, these emotions can be accessed through the touch screen, causing Peach to literally cry a river or get pissed off and burn stuff. She’s bound to get ticked the umpteenth time she rescues the plumber only to find that it’s his doppelganger, and the real Mario is in another castle.”
Thanks Kotaku
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing, and concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident”
“Oh no”, the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sit there, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President slumps, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks…
“How many is a brazillion?”
– big ups to the connie lum massive
Tom Cruise’s lawyers apparently don’t scare “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. At Saturday’s New Yorker Festival’s panel “Anarchy & Animation,” interviewer Tad Friend asked them what they would say if Cruise asked them to do a live-action movie. “Tom Cruise is gay!” Parker deadpanned. “And he lies about it all the time!” – courtesy of Gawker.com
i’ve seen all week: evilzug
pictures for that melon on top of your neck
adult swim pwns (i need cable iamw)
matrix mouse in effect (this is crazy)
lobo is hot shit (they even make corporate BS look good)
just so i can play cuteXdoom
this is deep (but not really)
*cough* (and the accompanying ytmnd video commentary)
type: failure
press: i’m feeling lucky
little georgie (nah, i just farted and i feel better.)
may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. do yourself a favor and watch/buy it.
for those of you who like gameboyrockers (this one’s a she): bubblyfish
i’m not sure when mario got buff and gay and hairier arms than my own, but it happened and i have the FUCKING LINK TO PROVE IT. jesus.
Now, seriously, Mr. President, this job can’t be fun for you anymore. There’s no more money to spend. You used up all of that. You can’t start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.
Yeah, listen to your mom. The cupboard’s bare, the credit card’s maxed out, and no one is speaking to you: mission accomplished! Now it’s time to do what you’ve always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the baseball team. It’s time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman?!
Now, I know what you’re saying. You’re saying that there’s so many other things that you, as president, could involve yourself in…Please don’t. I know, I know, there’s a lot left to do. There’s a war with Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote. But, sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You’ve performed so poorly I’m surprised you haven’t given yourself a medal. You’re a catastrophe that walks like a man.
Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes.
On your watch, we’ve lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans…Maybe you’re just not lucky!
I’m not saying you don’t love this country. I’m just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So, yes, God does speak to you, and what he’s saying is, “Take a hint.”
