for y’all fools

while you sit around eating pita chips and drinking peach snapple, talking on the phone about how humid it is outside, japanese people in japan are building GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING MECHANIZED ROBOT SUITS and walking around in them shooting space invaders like it’s no thing. i need some advil.

having a rough week

don’t really have much to say about this one, other than my friend jake sent it to me so all complaints should be directed his way.

i wrote

weighs in on gaming journalism et al. (worth a read)

make good stop-motion animation

jacked from mike

on arab television

comedy genius

done

apple pwnt

at the risk of getting my ass kicked (by myself), i’m going to link to a video of a LITTLE GIRL SINGING. but take my word for it: if there is in fact a beating heart inside that pasty, unnaturally arched torso of yours, it will be glad you clicked thusly.

this one wins, hands down

smarter than american carpets

where to get those plastic popsicle molds you put in your freezer to make, you know, popsicles? preferably somewhere online so as i don’t have to put forth the effort of getting out of this chair and putting on pants.

but TODOS looks pretty nice, right? (for the mac heads)

genius

like, WTF?

thank god for puppies in rocking chairs

he’s a fuckwad

image overload