Archive for 2005

lobo is hot shit (they even make corporate BS look good)

just so i can play cuteXdoom

this is deep (but not really)

*cough* (and the accompanying ytmnd video commentary)

type: failure
press: i’m feeling lucky

little georgie (nah, i just farted and i feel better.)

may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. do yourself a favor and watch/buy it.

nintendo revolution video

for those of you who like gameboyrockers (this one’s a she): bubblyfish

i’m not sure when mario got buff and gay and hairier arms than my own, but it happened and i have the FUCKING LINK TO PROVE IT. jesus.

Now, seriously, Mr. President, this job can’t be fun for you anymore. There’s no more money to spend. You used up all of that. You can’t start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.

Yeah, listen to your mom. The cupboard’s bare, the credit card’s maxed out, and no one is speaking to you: mission accomplished! Now it’s time to do what you’ve always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the baseball team. It’s time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman?!

Now, I know what you’re saying. You’re saying that there’s so many other things that you, as president, could involve yourself in…Please don’t. I know, I know, there’s a lot left to do. There’s a war with Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote. But, sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You’ve performed so poorly I’m surprised you haven’t given yourself a medal. You’re a catastrophe that walks like a man.

Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we’ve lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans…Maybe you’re just not lucky!

I’m not saying you don’t love this country. I’m just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So, yes, God does speak to you, and what he’s saying is, “Take a hint.”

q: what did one saggy boob say to the other?
a: if you dont get some support, people are gonna start to think we’re nuts
(thanks mike)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says “Hey, is that a steering wheel attached to your crotch?” The pirate says “Argh, it’s driving me nuts.” (thanks H-dawg)

“Storytelling is mostly about people. Games are mostly about things, so far. It is easier to create mathematical simulations about things than people.”

-Ernest Adams in a conference keynote

(thanks to idlethumbs)

but these burning man photos are kinda crazy (peep)

creep with me

but i think i hate kanye like 33% less after watching this

mike is drunk, girl is hot

guerilla drive-ins

keith olberman rips the administration a new one

on fox news (woah).

Touring the Houston Astrodome where many of Katrina’s victims are being temporarily housed, the President’s mother, former First Lady Barbara Bush, made the following comment to NPR’s Marketplace: “What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this — this (she chuckles slightly) — is working very well for them.”

little drummer

pie eating contest

fourthajooly