from the next game by the crytek people: crysis (amazing)
colgate now pwns tom’s of maine
but hey what the fuck it’s catchy
Legendary newsman Mike Wallace announced that he is retiring from “60 Minutes” at the age of 87. When asked why, Wallace said that he wants to spend more time with his grandchildren now that they’ve also retired.
i beens thinking about making one of these for years: portable urinal
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to
their yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate
meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained
3. Abdicate (v), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
one more time cos this shit rules
hollywood is about to get owned, bitches
these dudes put in work
mad simple beat, but i’m feelin’ it: next episode 2006
you’ll probably relate to this