so i went to a homeopathic doctor today to figure out what’s wrong with my mega-sensitive stomach, and she thinks i may have a parasite living inside of it. this was a bit disheartening, so i came home and did some research. here’s what i came up with:
the bad news: tapeworms are seriously the most fucked-up things in the universe
the good news: someone made a videogame about them
verdict: this sucks