A Gazelle entered a shop in the state of Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He left and half an hour later he came back bringing his entire family. pic.twitter.com/fisp1w9Tkq
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) December 20, 2017
can't look away pic.twitter.com/J88UwJ8eY2
— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) December 20, 2017
EVERY CHEF: I’m a badass! Look at all my tattoos! I can snort all the cocaine! I’VE KILLED A MAN! I ONCE SWALLOWED 10 BULLETS & A CARTON OF CIGS! Please try my lemon soufflé with cardamom & blackberry jam topped with a dollop of chiffon cream.
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) December 16, 2017
Two things define us. Our patience when we have nothing and our attitude when we have everything.
— Waka Flocka (@WakaFlocka) December 18, 2017
if you've ever been on an actually good public transit system you know it's the raddest shit in the world. elon musk hates public transit because wealth is a sickness
— MechaDad Industries (@sotomiru) December 15, 2017
Our president is an amoral cancer https://t.co/v79jqKQCkE
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 16, 2017
Sure, everything is terrible, but what a year for pessimists.
— Jessie Dean (@NicCageMatch) December 14, 2017
sippin lean (cuisine)
— butt sword (@buttsword) December 14, 2017