my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords pic.twitter.com/jRAQsF9nqm
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) March 17, 2020
The planet’s tallest animal is in far greater danger than people might think.
Bernie Sanders in 1995 calling out a homophobe in front of congress. pic.twitter.com/aAjIlxcUQ7
— BOYSDOCRY • Trey Vincent (@thetreyvincent) March 4, 2020
the american presidency being contested by two openly corrupt, senile perverts reflects the decadent state of global capitalism with such poetic accuracy that it's almost unbearable
— Eleanor Robertson (@marrowing) March 11, 2020
Van Jones just dropped a gem: “Biden views Trump as a disruption of the status quo. Bernie views Trump as a result of the status quo.” Most important distinction.
— Ross M. Tedder? (@TedderRM) March 11, 2020
no time to explain…… hop on.. pic.twitter.com/beARZUoYcz
— brother magnon (@riley_sessions) February 29, 2020
Funny how twitter celebrates this as an achievement, but if she did this to her dog you’d try to get her put in jail. https://t.co/kRIJwx12l5
— Macken (@MackenMurphy) March 4, 2020
'What IS the stopping distance of a pregnant ferret travelling at 4mph?', I hear you cry…
Please observe. pic.twitter.com/aujIndzafv— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) March 4, 2020