[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/12339198[/vimeo]

Well said, Michael Ian Black

Click image for more (I’m going to kill myself now).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=putQn89TQzc&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Hate hate hate like you’ve never hated before:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmFC10MKH9w&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3pdvHXVrWA[/youtube]

All taken from Getty stock footage.

[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/13177086[/vimeo]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiZgrIpbcA[/youtube]

[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/13848946[/vimeo]

…for assaulting fortune teller who predicted he would go to jail

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhMAD7jToz8&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Monkey saves puppy from fire in China.

Lisa Siedlecki’s acting debut is a tour-de-force (0:11)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVgIJqadh5w[/youtube]

Is a font

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxGQzs22K3s[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M4tdMsg3ts[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

One more reason to love her (wait for it: “What do you do here?”).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKflKzmfRCw&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

…actually isn’t cheap at all.

13 Foxconn suicides THIS YEAR. Wasn’t this bound to happen? Seriously, the impending apocalypse can’t come soon enough.

/rant