has issues (holy shit)

for the he-man fans

anti-abortion types really need to reconsider




i need these shirts. (get them at noisebot.com if you must.)


still doesn’t get this videogame shit

don’t shove firecrackers up your ass

one bank (hide the sharp objects)

“If you are a band playing any kind of rock, including heavy metal, then you can participate ‘ROCK FOR PEACE’ in Pyong Yang, the capital city of North Korea. This is the very first time in history that North Korea allows western musicians in the heart of DPRK territory to play capitalist popular music. There are few restrictions and conditions on participation but any band will be considered even though you are from USA. The lyrics should not contain admirations on war, sex, violence, murder, drug, rape, non-governmental society, imperialism, colonialism, racism, anti-DPRK, and anti-socialism. The concert will be held in March 01, 2007 under the management of Voice of Korea. For inquiries, email to Jean-Baptiste Kim, the head of Voice of Korea.”

i think it’s real. more here.

must have sucked ass (even figuratively)

combining a night at the roxbury and silent hill is ridiculous

is kinda freaking me out

scare the shit out of me

three blind mice (can now see again)

for all the alcoholics in the room

(just spent $37.99 plus tax on the super-size bottle of whiskey at ralph’s…oh well.)

but here’s a video of a girl shitting herself in a pool

we all lose on this one.

rob corddry: funny dude