headshot (warning: stupidity ahead)
this is kinda violent
want want want
New website in full effect, peoples. Big shout across the country to Mike, a.k.a. g-fighter, a.k.a. Mack Rapalicious, a.k.a. Mikey Shamgod, a.k.a. Baby Bird, a.k.a. College, a.k.a. Shamgod 3.0, a.k.a. The Smart One. Props for making it happen son, all the work is much appreciated and thanks for bearing with my picky ass (there must be a better way to phrase that?). Respeck, safe, big up yourself, etc.
Anyway, I think you’ll find the new site easier on the eyes. Bigger text means less eye-strain means a happier you and, ultimately, a better, safer world, free of crime, poverty, and most importantly, eye-strain. Just doing my part.
So to all seven of you who actually look at my website, enjoy. I may actually attempt to write something of substance on here one of these days, but more likely I’ll just continue to bombard you with idiotic links and such. Later.
jelly donut. yeah, so? (definitely worth the 5 minutes)
witness
[quicktime width=”320″ height=”262″]https://giantmecha.com/uploads/archive/witnessvid.mp4[/quicktime]
hot to def (check out the video three posts down)
kill me now (one (1) ticket please)
absurdity (read the About Me)
fucked up robbery: shit gets violent
motorcyclists get eyes in the back of their heads
bobby martin plays football for colonel white high school in dayton. also, he has no legs.
who have worked for self-important fuckheads
(and, of course, an accompanying bobble head on ebay)