send an email to your future self

and prepare to die (omfg x 2)

on

and he’s blind

still killin’ it (browse through all nine)

japanese condom packaging

O M F G (thanks souris)

redefining funny

foie gras bullshit.

the author puts it well: “Foie gras is that most Catholic of delicacies: paradise attained through suffering. The process generally involves a twelve-week stage in which ducks are allowed to roam free in a yard–then a four-week period of force-feeding, known as gavage. Two or three times a day, the birds have a tube jammed straight into their esophagi, at which point a few pounds of cornmeal are injected. Eventually, their livers expand to many times their normal size, at which point the birds are dispatched, and their innards served up to aficionados. It’s this method that makes foie gras so singularly rich and silky: By the time the ducks reach the end of the line, their livers consist of no less than 80 percent fat.”

but this is kinda crazy

wow

television-watching technology, batman.

can be funny

didn’t blow my tits off but i dunno, worth a look

the hot hot nastiness

it’s 3D, but i’m hyped anyway (ish looks like duplo).

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IT. I’M WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS. (SERIOUSLY)

and blogs about it. i don’t know whether to laugh or cry (at the state of humanity).