"I'll never join you!" pic.twitter.com/PVpq8x8DH0
— Jess (@jessecans) December 29, 2017
my morning routine is having lunch and going to sleep
— bill wurtz (@billwurtz) December 28, 2017
VINNY FROM JERSEY SHORE IS HAVING TO EXPLAIN CLIMATE CHANGE TO OUR PRESIDENT. WE ARE 100% LIVING IN A SIMULATION. https://t.co/HYbqJSFjTq
— hannah sorrell (@hannahkimberlee) December 29, 2017
fuck off 2017 pic.twitter.com/Po7naPPbGl
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) January 1, 2018
My dentist put his hand on my upper thigh and called me his "Flossing Superstar" and you know what? I'll take it.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) December 2, 2015
Would you flush a $20 bill down the toilet? Of course not. Yet you're doing it every time you flush 4 $5 bills down the toilet. I'll explain
— Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) September 9, 2012
Is it too much to hope he shits himself to death tripping down the stairs of Air Force One
— Langan Kingsley ? (@thisislangan) November 17, 2017
— ShawnElliott (@ShawnElliott) December 22, 2017
god is dead pic.twitter.com/WboNqi8py0
— zach (@arcelova) December 21, 2017
The Mike Cernovich AMA, in summary pic.twitter.com/jeEsy1HmNF
— Peter Hague (@petehague) December 22, 2017
are you ever just in awe of reality pic.twitter.com/F8k3lrEkJT
— Patricia Hernandez (@xpatriciah) December 23, 2017
Holy shit tho pic.twitter.com/bFmxbnM6NM
— Ralph Imabayashi (@RalphImabayashi) December 23, 2017
A L A N pic.twitter.com/6FkSDnfU5f
— Bootleg Stuff (@Bootleg_Stuff) December 26, 2017
“China poured more concrete from 2011 to 2013 than America did during the entire 20th century.”