fuck off 2017 pic.twitter.com/Po7naPPbGl
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) January 1, 2018
fuck off 2017 pic.twitter.com/Po7naPPbGl
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) January 1, 2018
My dentist put his hand on my upper thigh and called me his "Flossing Superstar" and you know what? I'll take it.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) December 2, 2015
Would you flush a $20 bill down the toilet? Of course not. Yet you're doing it every time you flush 4 $5 bills down the toilet. I'll explain
— Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) September 9, 2012
Is it too much to hope he shits himself to death tripping down the stairs of Air Force One
— Langan Kingsley ? (@thisislangan) November 17, 2017
— ShawnElliott (@ShawnElliott) December 22, 2017
god is dead pic.twitter.com/WboNqi8py0
— zach (@arcelova) December 21, 2017
The Mike Cernovich AMA, in summary pic.twitter.com/jeEsy1HmNF
— Peter Hague (@petehague) December 22, 2017
are you ever just in awe of reality pic.twitter.com/F8k3lrEkJT
— Patricia Hernandez (@xpatriciah) December 23, 2017
Holy shit tho pic.twitter.com/bFmxbnM6NM
— Ralph Imabayashi (@RalphImabayashi) December 23, 2017
A L A N pic.twitter.com/6FkSDnfU5f
— Bootleg Stuff (@Bootleg_Stuff) December 26, 2017
“China poured more concrete from 2011 to 2013 than America did during the entire 20th century.”
“…the seventeenth-century missionary Morgan Godwyn observed that they believed the Negroes, ‘though in their Figure they carry some resemblances of Manhood, yet are indeed no Men,’ but, rather, ‘Creatures destitute of Souls, to be ranked among Brute Beasts, and treated accordingly.’”
Same way people rationalize eating meat.
A Gazelle entered a shop in the state of Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He left and half an hour later he came back bringing his entire family. pic.twitter.com/fisp1w9Tkq
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) December 20, 2017
can't look away pic.twitter.com/J88UwJ8eY2
— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) December 20, 2017
EVERY CHEF: I’m a badass! Look at all my tattoos! I can snort all the cocaine! I’VE KILLED A MAN! I ONCE SWALLOWED 10 BULLETS & A CARTON OF CIGS! Please try my lemon soufflé with cardamom & blackberry jam topped with a dollop of chiffon cream.
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) December 16, 2017
Two things define us. Our patience when we have nothing and our attitude when we have everything.
— Waka Flocka (@WakaFlocka) December 18, 2017