apparently, pastor ted haggard had a rubber replica of his own penis, and his wife would do him with it.

wow.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs[/youtube]

this kid is hammered

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thank you iPhoto 2009 and your faulty face detection

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full image:

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calendars out there right now:

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