so so def
My boyfriend’s putz is too big for my mouth.
Boytoys always srieked at me and even men did in the federal lavatory!
Well, now I whoop at them, because I took M_E GA D IK
for 4 months and now my penis is dreadfully weightier than federal.
procure http://hljlct.com/
putz? who says that?
so anyway yeah i’m gonna start a band called M_E GA DI K
it comes with a built-in fan and USB
it, not she
shit is real in the former USSR
actually, this is stupid
on some weird weird ceiling shit right now
this is a direct quote from the just published Reagan Diaries. theentry is dated May 17, 1986. reagan writes:
“A moment I’ve been dreading. George brought his ne’re-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I’ll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they’ll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work.”
