the fun never ends with de jesus.
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(jk jk)
when porn meets pixels in france, the results are all posted right here. (you love it, you really do.)
it’s weird that i’ve had a blog for more than four months, an only now am i opening my soul to all ye who read it. [hi evan! keep up the good work! -evan]
anyways…i’m not really gonna open my soul, but i have decided that eating right before bed is a bad idea. seems that every time i do so i wake up in the middle of the night, running away from some sort of all-powerful enemy who i have no chance of destroying, only to then spend the rest of the night/morning trying without success to get in another rem cycle. speaking of which, this bleary-eyed middle-ground in which i spend my waking hours is starting to wear thin. i think my addiction to audio/visual stimuli is the main hurdle between me and anything resembling a decent amount of sleep. or maybe it’s the six grams of meth i shoot while brushing my teeth. whatever the case, i’ve gotta get on the sleep train, and in a hurry.
on that note, i’m going to attempt to board the sleep train before 1 am for the first time in recorded history tonight. wish me luck.
in the words of one frankie o’connor, set pants to ‘piss’
am i about to drive to oakland right now on account of bad/drunken decision-making? (quite possibly.)
voldo takes off all his clothes (in response to it getting hot in hurr): voldo freaks voldo
Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals asks what conservative christians throughout america are demanding to know: Is President Bush A Homo?
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why are cats so completely and utterly ridiculous? meow?
only watch this if you like watching people shit on each other’s heads. (you think i’m kidding).
HAHAAHA ROFL LOL LMAO WTF ROFL ATTACK.
who loves acid? everyone loves acid!. (even soldiers).
the top 10 most popular searches on myspace.com, according to myspace.com:
1. HTML
2. Lesbian
3. Download Songs
4. Import Cars
5. Swingers
6. Piercing
7. Hip Hop
8. Diesel
9. Dating
10. Clubs
i have only one question: where the fuck does Diesel fit in?
that guy The Internet is making hella good shit lately. bush vs. kerry.
this is a really good test, only takes about 20 seconds. you should really take it. TAKE IT.
i remember sneaking into an andrew dice clay movie when i was like 12, but the experience was nowhere near as stupendously awesome as this twenty second clip on cnn.
sometimes one just knows that a game is going to be great. paper mario 2 is one of those games.
holy mary mother of music video archives.
big ups to mark-dolo for demonstrating that even elderly jewish couples can appreciate rza. wu-tang come steppin, we use menorahs as a weapon
look kids! it’s rock, paper, saddam.