Cartman: M-o-o-o-mmm, Kitty is being a dildo!
Mrs. Cartman: Well, then I know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with mommy tonight!
-South Park, “Cartman Gets An Anal Probe”
and this time, he’s making games
5:13 PM
wil: dude, wanna go watch a porn shoot next weekend?
evan: im not into gay porn, bro
wil: ha ha
evan: where at?
wil: some mansion
evan: porn shoot, that’s so LA
wil: yeah it is
evan: i’m gonna wear a jockstrap
evan: or really baggy pants
wil: wow
wil: im gonna wear a condom
evan: haha
but you had to use the same toothbrush for the rest of yr life, would u do it?
are not ridiculous at all
destroying our youth
sony just got owned
from the next game by the crytek people: crysis (amazing)