so i just found out that my neighbor is a thirtysomething german guy who spends his entire week working in dallas (he’s only here on weekends), makes electronic music (direct quote: “I love techno!”), and lives with his hot girlfriend. i let them borrow my chapelle show dvd, which will hopefully be returned to me, along with holocaust reparations and ideally some sort of monetary refund for my recently-purchased volkswagen GTI, which seems to have some sort of farfegnugen imbalance whereby everything that can possibly break does, in fact, break. (totally kidding about the holocaust bit, i love germans and their brutal efficiency.)