my “scottish” friend frankie, who works over at a little company called “bungie”, who makes a little game called “halo”, in which you must defeat an entire race of ugly mutant psycho-beasts called “the flood”, has passed on this link to a t-shirt that will not only make you chuckle with its delicious punnery, not only make you look handsome in its form-fitting glory, not only help get you a chick who can dual-wield plasma rifles, but will also, ALSO, make you feel all warm and perhaps a bit fuzzy inside cos you’ve just donated to a cause other than your own libido: fight the flood