now i just need to teach this damn rodent to write videogame criticism. that way, it can sit around eating cereal and working while i do other things…like, say, sit around criticizing videogames.
i need a drink.
January 19th, 2006
evan:
you should get a job with the mouse mafia. i hear you get good tax breaks too.
January 19th, 2006
Anonymous:
one time i smacked a mouse in my kitchen
with a rolled up newspaper.
by the way it was squirming around,
i think i broke its back.
i was about to put it out of its misery…
instead i yelled at it,
“now go tell your friends!”
they disappeared for a month or so…
but we now have an agreement…
they dont eat through my stuff
just my rooomies stuff.