definition: someone that has lots of money.
Jacob has tons of chicken in the fridge.
on hannity and colmes and sasha baron cohen on the daily show
of the two tallest men in the world
*manute bol RIP
(this brings the grand total sexytime time to 3.5 seconds.)
the new christopher guest movie looks funny
from a recent email (names changed to protect the innocent):
“I had a crazy night last night. I went to a party at my friend’s house for his GF’s birthday. I had at least 4 vodka drinks and a shot of vodka. Then I went to see the Clipse. I ran into my friend John and his friend Jane I had a couple beers. Then we went to a party at Sam’s friend Emily’s. When we got there, we were told it was ending. It wasn’t exactly clear why, but I think it might have had to do with Sam’s friend Tom doing a kegstand and knocking everything off a shelf with his flailing feet. We – Sam, John, Jane, this guy Alex, some other dude and me then went to a bar, had another beer and a shot. Everyone leaves except for me and Jane. She goes back to my place (I think I asked if she wanted to smoke pot). We start making out. I get up and throw up in my kitchen sink. She decides to leave.
that kanye west needs his ass kicked
becoming the david hasselhoff of videogames
truly a strange place
this shit just doesn’t stop being funny
really exists, apparently (click the thumbnail)
consider that a warning