Archive for 2006

another amazing video: for the marine life junkies

G.I. Joe PSA and monkey smell

man, this dude is bummed

you’re gonna want to click here


living together.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris’ calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

If Rosa Parks was in Chuck Norris’ seat, she’d move to the back of the bus.



“Wal-Mart is to begin selling a DVD player from RCA that contains programming that can automatically filter out sex, violence, and profanity from movies. The player comes with filters that parents can set to block out objectionable material. Additional filters can be purchased and installed to block material from new movies.

The software technology was developed by ClearPlay. The Directors Guild of America, however, sued ClearPlay when the software was available only on computers. The DGA claims that the software changes movies and violates the director’s intentions. The DGA, however, may be rethinking its lawsuit now that they have a clearer understanding of how the DVC machines actually work.”

sorry, just wanted to get that out there.


zomg watch this

big up yaself shawn e

of the year

but i think it’s time to start



my friend sooyoung park was recently featured on the onion. i should point out that in real life, he is korean and does not wear a moustache.

uncensored

lasik at home

soundproof your recording studio (boring put possibly useful)

stranger than fiction

a brother out

one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever read

Apparently, the demand for year-round fresh strawberries has caused Kenyan strawberry farmers to pump more and more water from Lake Naivasha into their fields, leading to a 25% decrease in native hippo population over the last few years.

from the consumerist

on this coming Wednesday, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00a.m. (0100 military time) in the morning, the time and date will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06

that won’t ever happen again for another thousand years. boom.

Alright, this will probably sound pompous and retarded, but it’s Grand Theory Time, bitches.

So like…every album is an adventure, and each song on that album is like a quest or storyline running through one of its testosterone/estrogen-soaked veins. The act of interacting with your music, DJ’ing in particular, is more or less the same concept as playing a videogame: you’re experiencing a narrative that, ideally, and no matter how vague or ambiguous, you are re-ordering and interacting with in real time. This could mean picking your next mission in GTA, your fighter’s flying path in Zaxxon, your combination of kicks and punches in Soul Calibur 3, whatever gets you all fired up–or, that is, spinning records in an order and on a level/of a style you can relate to.

Slightly different interfaces, but both examples of organic, interactive storytelling (fuck the word organic, but still, you feel me right?).


it’s a celebration, bitches.