Archive for 2006

on sleeping

“Pixar Animation Studios, whose films have garnered critical acclaim with both domestic and overseas audiences, is being bought tomorrow by Disney for $7 billion. Steve Jobs, as the CEO of Pixar, will become the largest shareholder in Disney.”

in one easy step (this rules)

it’s rare to see gaming coverage through an outlet this mainstream. it’s a good watch — check it out

for the lost time

native instruments announced this at NAMM…sounds ill. (also: for the DJs)

click here and here. if not, skip straight to the best blonde joke ever

click here. if not, pass.

oh boy

oh boy

check this out.

i mean…who the fuck writes this marketing shit? a drunk, angry george carlin?

bonus footage

more bonus footage

so sad

crazy

room with a view

game graphics are getting pretty realistic

now i just need to teach this damn rodent to write videogame criticism. that way, it can sit around eating cereal and working while i do other things…like, say, sit around criticizing videogames.

i need a drink.

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK I JUST FOUND ANOTHER MOUSE IN MY GODDAMNED FUCKING RAISIN BRAN.

IN THE BOX PEOPLE! IN THE FUCKING BOX! ORGANIC FUCKING RAISIN BRAN.

where’s the respect.

caught one of these little buggers tonight. got him with a glue trap. after about nine months of mental torment, i thought catching the little dude would be a major relief, but instead it was just kinda sad. pouring oil on glue traps loosens the adhesive and sets the mouse free, which we did, but watching this bitch hobble off into the cold, rainy night was still super depressing.

he was the best-fed mouse in town. his diet included, but was not limited to: organic granola, organic pasta, various organic cereals, organic chips, organic cookies, and organic cheese. dude once polished off four entire bags of newman’s own organic popcorn in one sitting. now he’s going to be eating out of garbage cans, if he’s eating at all.

good luck, mouse-guy. you were a worthy adversary.

:: raises glass ::

(here’s a photo, for posterity’s sake: mouse)

viking transformers video

oh em gee

this will offend you: MLK vs. Peanuts

in marketing

i’d use the word “mash-up,” but then i’d have kick my own ass: this is dope

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

get too much free shit