anti-abortion types really need to reconsider
i need these shirts. (get them at noisebot.com if you must.)
still doesn’t get this videogame shit
don’t shove firecrackers up your ass
one bank (hide the sharp objects)
“If you are a band playing any kind of rock, including heavy metal, then you can participate ‘ROCK FOR PEACE’ in Pyong Yang, the capital city of North Korea. This is the very first time in history that North Korea allows western musicians in the heart of DPRK territory to play capitalist popular music. There are few restrictions and conditions on participation but any band will be considered even though you are from USA. The lyrics should not contain admirations on war, sex, violence, murder, drug, rape, non-governmental society, imperialism, colonialism, racism, anti-DPRK, and anti-socialism. The concert will be held in March 01, 2007 under the management of Voice of Korea. For inquiries, email to Jean-Baptiste Kim, the head of Voice of Korea.”
i think it’s real. more here.
must have sucked ass (even figuratively)
combining a night at the roxbury and silent hill is ridiculous
is kinda freaking me out
three blind mice (can now see again)
for all the alcoholics in the room
(just spent $37.99 plus tax on the super-size bottle of whiskey at ralph’s…oh well.)
but here’s a video of a girl shitting herself in a pool
we all lose on this one.
rob corddry: funny dude
sorry i don’t usually post aim conversations on here, but this one was particularly idiotic:
ben: did a major workout last night
ben: im gettin massive
ben: i look like a video game char now
ben: one that kicks azz
ben: did “squats”
evan: lol
evan: do you look bigger
ben: yea
ben: way more muscle definition
ben: my trainer tho
ben: was wearing a pirate costume
ben: looked like a video game char
ben: like super diesel
ben: in a pirate costume
ben: i want to be like that
evan: wow
evan: thats literally the gayest thing ive heard all year
evan: congrats man
evan: “first prize”
ben: lol
ben: nah man
evan: no….yes
ben: if it was gay it would be like
ben: “yo he was hotâ€
ben: its more like i want to look like that
evan: dude the whole situation
evan: personal trainer
evan: pirate
evan: diesel
evan: like something from arrested development
ben: lmao
evan: its ok man
evan: we can still be friends
evan: over the internet
definition: someone that has lots of money.
Jacob has tons of chicken in the fridge.