you’d think that when motherfuckers are trying to swindle you, they could be a bit more subtle about it:

The Irish Lottery
17 Copse Hill, Swindle,
SW20 0NE, Dublin,

Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
We happily announce to you the draw (#1004) of the IRISH LOTTERY online Sweepstakes
International program this first quater of 2007.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 03, 18, 25, 28, 35, 43, bonus 38
— Bonus 04, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e match 5 plus bonus.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 350,000.00 (Three Hundred And Fifty Thousand Euros)
in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03
To file for your claim, contact our fiduciary agent: