you’d think that when motherfuckers are trying to swindle you, they could be a bit more subtle about it:
The Irish Lottery
17 Copse Hill, Swindle,
SW20 0NE, Dublin,
Ireland.
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (#1004) of the IRISH LOTTERY online Sweepstakes
International program this first quater of 2007.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 03, 18, 25, 28, 35, 43, bonus 38
— Bonus 04, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e match 5 plus bonus.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 350,000.00 (Three Hundred And Fifty Thousand Euros)
in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03
To file for your claim, contact our fiduciary agent:
not that funny actually
ectoplasma: played against a dude the other night in command and conquer
ectoplasma: xbox live
ectoplasma: who had the xbox video camera
callmealf: nice
ectoplasma: he was playing without a shirt on
ectoplasma: it was weird
ectoplasma: then i had this dream
ectoplasma: we were at my parents house cooking dinner for my parents
ectoplasma: without shirts on
ectoplasma: that was even weirder
callmealf: wow
and in a related story: the internet is a weird place
at three minutes and four seconds after 2 o’clock on the 5th of June this year, time and date will be:
* 02:03:04 05/06/07 *
this will never happen again.
