Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says: “OK! I’ll invest $100,000.”

Cohen says that he’ll put in $200,000.

Ginsburg says: “All right, I’ll put in $1000.”

Cohen says, “If I’m putting in $200,000, I’ll be the President and CEO of the corporation.

You Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO.

And Ginsburg, for your $1000, you will be our Sexual Adviser.”

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, “What is a Sexual Adviser?”

Cohen replies, “When we want your fucking advice, we’ll ask for it.”