if the day ever comes where i make the transformation from “manbaby†to “grownupâ€, i hope to live in a house with a showerhead that applies enough pressure to properly wash the dirt from my body, and a toilet that flushes without requiring me to hold down its handle for 15 seconds.
that is all.
you’d think that when motherfuckers are trying to swindle you, they could be a bit more subtle about it:
The Irish Lottery
17 Copse Hill, Swindle,
SW20 0NE, Dublin,
Ireland.
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (#1004) of the IRISH LOTTERY online Sweepstakes
International program this first quater of 2007.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 03, 18, 25, 28, 35, 43, bonus 38
— Bonus 04, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e match 5 plus bonus.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 350,000.00 (Three Hundred And Fifty Thousand Euros)
in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03
To file for your claim, contact our fiduciary agent:
not that funny actually
