Apparently, the demand for year-round fresh strawberries has caused Kenyan strawberry farmers to pump more and more water from Lake Naivasha into their fields, leading to a 25% decrease in native hippo population over the last few years.
from the consumerist
on this coming Wednesday, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00a.m. (0100 military time) in the morning, the time and date will be:
01:02:03 04/05/06
that won’t ever happen again for another thousand years. boom.
Alright, this will probably sound pompous and retarded, but it’s Grand Theory Time, bitches.
So like…every album is an adventure, and each song on that album is like a quest or storyline running through one of its testosterone/estrogen-soaked veins. The act of interacting with your music, DJ’ing in particular, is more or less the same concept as playing a videogame: you’re experiencing a narrative that, ideally, and no matter how vague or ambiguous, you are re-ordering and interacting with in real time. This could mean picking your next mission in GTA, your fighter’s flying path in Zaxxon, your combination of kicks and punches in Soul Calibur 3, whatever gets you all fired up–or, that is, spinning records in an order and on a level/of a style you can relate to.
Slightly different interfaces, but both examples of organic, interactive storytelling (fuck the word organic, but still, you feel me right?).
it’s a celebration, bitches.
damn the internet is stupid
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From: Sabine Mariana
To: evan shamoon
arms off principle. mischievous disappoint supposedto.
here raise black? edge turning motor. we motor the is black parents,
bought why wife carefully fly out. the sandwich pride wanted human.
my respect prison off night development, light wrong make least window wrong?
thats we whom.
not sure who in the wu-tang clan got my email address, but this is a hot verse.
Cartman: M-o-o-o-mmm, Kitty is being a dildo!
Mrs. Cartman: Well, then I know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with mommy tonight!
-South Park, “Cartman Gets An Anal Probe”
and this time, he’s making games
but this one is hot
5:13 PM
wil: dude, wanna go watch a porn shoot next weekend?
evan: im not into gay porn, bro
wil: ha ha
evan: where at?
wil: some mansion
evan: porn shoot, that’s so LA
wil: yeah it is
evan: i’m gonna wear a jockstrap
evan: or really baggy pants
wil: wow
wil: im gonna wear a condom
evan: haha
but you had to use the same toothbrush for the rest of yr life, would u do it?
are not ridiculous at all
is ridiculous avatar day.
destroying our youth
sony just got owned
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