giantmecha

sorry i don’t usually post aim conversations on here, but this one was particularly idiotic:

ben: did a major workout last night
ben: im gettin massive
ben: i look like a video game char now
ben: one that kicks azz
ben: did “squats”
evan: lol
evan: do you look bigger
ben: yea
ben: way more muscle definition
ben: my trainer tho
ben: was wearing a pirate costume
ben: looked like a video game char
ben: like super diesel
ben: in a pirate costume
ben: i want to be like that
evan: wow
evan: thats literally the gayest thing ive heard all year
evan: congrats man
evan: “first prize”
ben: lol
ben: nah man
evan: no….yes
ben: if it was gay it would be like
ben: “yo he was hot”
ben: its more like i want to look like that
evan: dude the whole situation
evan: personal trainer
evan: pirate
evan: diesel
evan: like something from arrested development
ben: lmao
evan: its ok man
evan: we can still be friends
evan: over the internet

kinda crazy

definition: someone that has lots of money.

Jacob has tons of chicken in the fridge.

here and here

thank me later bitches

definition: someone that has lots of money.

Jacob has tons of chicken in the fridge.

on youtube (sweet)

on hannity and colmes and sasha baron cohen on the daily show

pumpkin

of the two tallest men in the world

*manute bol RIP

police chase

this bad videogame commercial makes other bad videogame commercials look not so bad.

PS – here’s a great one for the road.

one-second condom

(this brings the grand total sexytime time to 3.5 seconds.)

the new christopher guest movie looks funny

from a recent email (names changed to protect the innocent):

“I had a crazy night last night. I went to a party at my friend’s house for his GF’s birthday. I had at least 4 vodka drinks and a shot of vodka. Then I went to see the Clipse. I ran into my friend John and his friend Jane I had a couple beers. Then we went to a party at Sam’s friend Emily’s. When we got there, we were told it was ending. It wasn’t exactly clear why, but I think it might have had to do with Sam’s friend Tom doing a kegstand and knocking everything off a shelf with his flailing feet. We – Sam, John, Jane, this guy Alex, some other dude and me then went to a bar, had another beer and a shot. Everyone leaves except for me and Jane. She goes back to my place (I think I asked if she wanted to smoke pot). We start making out. I get up and throw up in my kitchen sink. She decides to leave.

that kanye west needs his ass kicked

becoming the david hasselhoff of videogames

takes photos

truly a strange place

this shit just doesn’t stop being funny

really exists, apparently (click the thumbnail)

sound synthesis